Near Naked Men

CCCP (Cannock Crap Cycling Party) Training starts in earnest this weekend for the 600 mile in 6 days road trip

Its all for male cancer awareness - don't be to embarrassed to get yourself checked out. The outfits are pretty memorable, especially some of the shapes and sizes the CCCP road warriors are going to be cramming into them.

60 mile round trip on Sunday is the target. Ironbridge the destination. A team assembled by scientific analysis, counting the numbers, testing to the limit, the selected CCCP team for the day includes:
Happy Moorey - Rouler
The Little Bear - Sprint specialist
Scissorhand John - Domestique
B******* Dave - Feed zone specialist (Probably end up as Director Sportif)
Dufty (Buffet Slayer) - Climber
The Axeman - Sprint lead out man
Chesh - A cycling Soigneur
Yellow Jerkey - wanna be team leader (but will probably get lost)

Anticipated new squad members
Jim The Fist
The Bosh

I think you will agree, its an ensemble that would do credit to and Grand Tour